15 Quote Ideas For All You Carb Lovers

Raise your hand if you firmly believe that carbs are life. *hand shoots up Hermione Granger-style*

We mean, seriously, is there anything better than a chewy crust, a flaky dough, or a yeasty bread? Pizza, pasta, pastries… We love it all!

Running late in the morning? Grab a donut. Having a rough day? Eat a cookie. Don't feel like cooking? Order a pizza. Another year older? You deserve a cupcake (or a full size cake). Correct us if we’re wrong (spoiler alert: we aren't), but it seems like there's a perfect carb for just about any occasion.

In our opinion, all carbs are good carbs. A box mix tastes (almost) as good as a fancy-schmancy three-layer cake. We’ll eat delivery, frozen, or gourmet, handmade pizza! What’s our favorite flavor of pie? How about all of them! We even love fruit (which is literally good carbs). Maybe that’s why we love cooking shows… We love carbs so much that we’ll watch people make them, even when we can’t eat them! (A quick shout out to the contestants of the Great British Baking Show: feel free to send all of your creations our way. We don’t say no to bread, even if it’s under-proved.)

Basically, if you’re looking for the way to our heart, carbs are it. Bring us a cinnamon role the size of our head and we’ll be your best friend forever. 

With carbs on the brain, we’re dishing up 15 quotes about our favorite food group. Throw any of these punny phrases on your letter board for the perfect kitchen decor!

  1. I’ve got 99 problems and they all involve carbs.
  2. I’m on a low carb diet. Whenever I feel low, I eat carbs.
  3. I’d give up carbs but I'm not a quitter.
  4. Pasta is my love language.
  5. If loving carbs is wrong, I don't want to be right.
  6. Some of my best friends are carbs.
  7. Let’s face it, if cauliflower can become pizza, you can do anything.
  8. Is butter a carb?
  9. Give up carbs? Over my bread body.
  10. You can't make everyone happy. You are not pizza. 
  11. My head says gym, but my heart says donuts.
  12. I can't turn water into wine but I can turn pizza into breakfast.
  13. Bikini season is right around the corner but unfortunately, so is the bakery.
  14. Carb queen.
  15. You can't be sad when you're holding a cupcake. 

Funny Letterboard Quotes About Carbs

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Featured image: 15x15 Letter Board Slate in Green Chalkboard and Soft Magnetic Letters in Wild Honey